Jokez about Yo' mama..
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Yo' mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
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Yo' mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
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Yo' mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking.
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Yo' mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.
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Yo' mama's like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!
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Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
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Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO!
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Yo' mama's so big, fat, and clumsy when she tried to get to Wal-Mart she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.
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Yo' mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!
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Yo' mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.
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Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck.
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Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
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Yo' mama's so fat, she uses a semi-trailer as a couch.
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Yo' mama's feet are so scaly that they filmed Crocodile Dundee in her footbath.
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Yo' mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass.
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Yo' mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving.
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Yo' mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted.
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Yo' Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone.
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Yo' mama's house is so small, I threw a rock in the window and hit everyone inside.
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Yo' mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around in dune buggies.
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Yo' mama's lips so big, she doesn't use chapstick -- she uses Mop 'n' Glo!
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Yo' Mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room.
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Yo' mama so dumb, that the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!
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Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
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Yo' mama is so bald that she has to use rice for rollers.
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Yo' mama's so bald that when you rub her head you can see into the future.
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Yo' mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed!
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Yo' mama so country, she thought an elevator was a mobile home!
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Yo' mama is so disgusting that every time she bends over to tie her shoes, she's gotta fart!
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Yo' mama so dumb, she failed a pregnancy test!
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Yo' mama's so dumb, she thought masturbation was a karate teacher.
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Yo' mama's so dumb she thought Subway made trains.
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Yo' mama's so dumb she thought Master P was a special restroom.
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Yo' mama's so dumb, she had to have a cook help her make ramen noodles.
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Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light!
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Yo' mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
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Yo' mama's so dumb, when god was giving out brains she thought they were milkshakes and asked for extra thick.
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Yo' mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
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Yo' Mama's so dumb, she went to a movie that said ''under 18 not admitted,'' so she left to go get 17 of her friends.
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Yo' mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said �airport left.� So she turned around and went home.
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Yo' mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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Yo' mama so dumb that if brains were dynamite she couldn't blow her nose!
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Yo' mama is so dumb, she sold her car for gas money!
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Yo' mama is so dumb when she was pulled over for drunk driving and they asked her to walked the line she said, ''Which one?''
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Yo' mama is so dumb, it took her an hour to cook minute rice.
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Yo' mama is so dumb that she got locked in the bathroom and peed her pants.
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Yo' mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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Yo' mama so fat, when she goes to a stadium, she sits next to everybody!
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Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides!
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Yo' mama so fat, when she dances, the band skips!
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Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to talk to herself!
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Yo' mama so fat, they showed her a picture of her feet and she couldn't identify them!
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Yo' mama so fat, she has to sleep in shifts!
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Yo' mama is so fat, when you slap her leg, you can ride the waves.
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Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Yo' mama so fat, that when she wears a yellow rain jacket, people think she's a taxi cab.
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Yo' mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
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Yo' mama so fat, she can stand over the homeless and give them a home!
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Yo' mama so fat, she's the reason there's night and day!
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Yo' mama so fat, she has an echo in her belly button!
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Yo' mama so fat, fat is a compliment!
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Yo' mama so fat, she has to play pool with the planets!
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Yo' mama so fat, she got more rolls than a bakery!
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Yo' mama so fat, the photographer charged her for a family photo!